December 2011
I smiled tonight
My brother is wasted.
He can’t stand, talk, think or anything.
Now he’s face down in the bathroom worshipping the porcelain god.
So funny.
There was an electric fire in our kitchen yesterday.
My whole people family is fine, but we lost two members of our pet family.
Our second cat’s life was saved because I accidentally closed him in the basement before the fire started yesterday.
I don’t care about my computer, my clothes, my videogames, books, whatever…
I just want Chris and Bacchus back.
Dream High
I hate Baek Hee and Jin Guk… I want to fight them.
They are terrible people.
Things I've learned from Korean dramas:
Everyone falls in love with the same girl
Anonymous asked: 3, 9
LOL, HAVE IT ANON'S!
1. Have you ever had intercourse?
2. Oral sex?
3. Licked an ass?
4. Had your ass licked?
5. Stuck your tongue in their ass?
6. Swallowed cum?
7. Practiced bondage or BDSM?
8. Had anal sex?
9. Had an orgasm from anal sex?
10. Ever squirted or made someone squirt?
11. Had sex with someone of the same sex?
12. Did a threesome?
13. Did a foursome?
14. Been in an orgy?
15. Been in a gangbang?
16. Had sex in public?
17. Snowballed?
18. Had your toes licked or sucked?
19. Licked or sucked someones toes?
20. Had sex with more than one person (one on one only) in a day?
21. Had sex with more than one person (one on one only) in a week?
22. Had cyber sex or phone sex?
23. Reached on orgasm?
24. Watched porn?
25. Bought a dirty magazine?
26. Posted nude pictures of you on the net?
27. Let someone video tape you having sex?
28. Had sex without protection?
29. Had someone give you a cum facial or given someone a cum facial?
30. Have you participated in any type of golden showers?
31. Have you let anyone or have you shit on anyone?
32. Had sex with a friend’s significant other?
33. Ever did one of your significant other’s friends or relative?
34. Have you ever cheated on your significant other?
35. Made someone pass out from sex?
36. Tasted your own cum?
37. Masturbated?
38. Let someone watch you?
39. Ever showed you naked on cam?
40. Had sex while on your period or while someone was on their period?
41. Been ate or eaten someone?
42. Had sex with someone you knew less than an hour?
43. Had sex in a vehicle?
44. Been caught having sex?
45. Paid for sex
46. Used toys during sex?
47. Used food?
48. Like pain from a little to extreme during sex?
49. Ever been dominated in bed?.
50. Ever had a wet dream?
51. Like to have your ass slapped during sex?
52. Like having your nipples licked, sucked, or bitten?
53. Had sex with someone who you didn’t know their name?
Really angry.
All of these Kim Jung-Il jokes on Facebook aren’t funny.
If North Korea decided to launch an attack for whatever reason, Seoul could be damaged significantly with minimum time and effort.
I’m nervous as fuck for all of my friends and I am just hoping hoping hoping that things stay peaceful.
Statuses with Team America jokes aren’t funny. They just go to show your general level...
Jetlag sucks… Bed at 8 pm, awake at 3 am.
Anonymous asked: show? pic?
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Watching 'Prayers for Bobby'
For the first time ever.
Does this make me a bad gay?
Anonymous asked: how big penis??
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Important Korean to never forget
나랑 잘래?
Translation: Do you want to sleep with me?
Christmas shopping
Being an atheist, Christmas means two things to me.
First, and most importantly, spending time with my family. I love my parents to death. My mom is my best friend and I am my father’s son to a t. They are the greatest and I am so thankful for them
Secondly, free shit. Preferably, nice free shit.
But my mom has this terrible habit of doing Christmas shopping for the extended family first...
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“지가 더 슬픈 척 끝까지 멋있는 척
All you do is act a fool
You ain’t shit without your crew...”
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